That’s why a father whose baby daughter was sent home with a questionnaire to fill in about herself felt the need to help her out. By filling it in himself. With some truly excellent answers.
Asked what little Emma’s interests were, her father wrote: ‘Food as art/clothing, long yells on the beach, firmly gripping dog’s hair, exploring parents’ noses with fingers, dawn every morning without fail’.
Among her strengths, he listed: ‘obfuscation’ and ‘rapid digestion’, while he detailed that her goals included ‘unplug all the power chords’ and ‘inflict such sleep deprivation on my parents until such time as they acquiesce to my every whim’.
The friend of the witty dad, who posted a copy of the questionnaire on Reddit, said of the responses: ‘When daycare, completely seriously, asks my friend to answer stupid questions on behalf of his 11 month old daughter, it is inevitable that stupid answers is what they’ll receive.’
source:metro.co.uk
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